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Zero One TV!
Oh, thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
It's not "thank goodness" because of "one, two"!
Thank goodness!
Can anyone do it?
It's playing, so stop it!
I'm glad you said it right.
It was a good "one, two"!
Thank you very much!
And with that, we will begin the public recording of "Zero One Familia" official YouTube "Zero One TV"!
I'm your host, Akigen Ishii!
And I'm Akiyan Mayushita! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
And with that, I'd like to start by introducing myself.
Since it's Halloween, we've provided costumes for Marie Moon!
Thank you!
She's cute!
I didn't know there were these kinds of costumes!
I wonder if they're tailored to each character?
That's possible.
I'd like you to stand in the center of the stage and introduce yourselves.
You can turn around at any time you like.
I'd like you to look at the costumes and see what they look like.
Please stand in order!
I'll go first!
Sexy!
That's mean of you!
Sexy!
That's mean of you!
I'm a woman who doesn't want her boyfriend to get close to me!
Thank you for having me!
I've become a sexy princess!
The back and the sides are amazing!
How do I look?
The sides are sexy!
Thank you!
Don't try to touch me!
I've already touched you!
The back is more like an old man's reaction than the front!
The back is sexy!
Thank you for having me!
It's a common saying, right? If you're an anopolis, you can get caught, right?
I see.
I understand.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay!
I'm a beautiful woman, Kawase Moe, from Seto Inland Company.
Today...
What is it?
Please ask her!
Is it something like China?
It's like China, but if you look closely you can see mahjong tiles and such.
It's a Marilyn Monroe costume.
It's like this.
Really?
It's fun!
Cute!
Yes!
Wow!
Pa... pawan?
Pawan and...
Oh, they're both pawan.
Ah, I see.
A pawan has a head!
Yes, it has a head.
Is this a pawan?
It's a pawan.
Ah, pawan.
A head is a pawan.
A head is a pawan...
Don't say it that way!
Thank you.
Okay, thank you!
Wow!
Are their heads pawan?
- I know what you mean. - She said it herself.
- I know what you mean. - Did you change your catchphrase?
- It also goes up and down, right? - I see, I see.
- Amazing. - Okay, let's move on.
Um... Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- Um... Oh... - It's not a dressing room.
I'm Nakimushi Mirai singer Kato Yui.
Um... Today is very... Oh, it's my first time, but...
I'm very nervous because it's my first public recording of ZERO-H TV,
but I hope I don't cry today.
If I cry until the end, please praise me. Thank you!
- Good luck! - Thank you!
- Cute! Cute! - You're nervous, aren't you?
- Rabbit! Rabbit! - Do you think you're going to make us cry?
- It's not like that at all! - Oh, it's okay? - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- Oh, I'm a little relieved. - Are you okay?
- I'm glad! - If you cry, you'll be in trouble! - You'll be in trouble!
- It's a live broadcast! - I'll do my best to be able to talk. - Yeah, don't be nervous.
- I'll do my best to be able to talk. - Yes, yes. - I'll do my best!
- Now, let's continue with... - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- No, you're not that kind of character! - No, you're not! - Is it here?! Is it here?!
- You don't have to do the same kind of character! - Yes! Don't cry!
- A... Angela May! Nice to meet you! I'm Polis! - Wow!
- Wow! You have long legs! - You have long legs!
- You can turn a lot! You can turn a lot! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Three and a half periods!
- Are you drunk? - Well, it's like Chun-Li, isn't it?
- The three and a half periods were a little... - Yeah, it was that, wasn't it?
- Well, if you're so used to dockies like Angela, you have to have a proper standing position, or you'll think about pitfalls! - I see!
- That was a little scary! - As expected of her!
- Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
- Hi! I'm Marupi! Thank you in advance!
- Today, I became a black cat! Nyan!
- That's nice! - Cute!
- That's nice! - That's amazing! - I hate it!
- That's amazing! Even though you were crying so much during rehearsal!
- Don't make me laugh! - Stop it!
- That's not true! You said "nyan" during rehearsal, didn't you?
- You said it, didn't you? - I didn't say it!
- You can't lie! - I'm sorry!
- That's about it! Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
- Yes!
- Huh?
- You guys are a little...
- You look like you're not feeling well. - Huh? What? - Oh!
- Are you being nice to me? - Huh? - Yes! I'm Yoko no Sumire! Nice to meet you!
- How is it? - Wow! - Huh?! - Thank you! Thank you!
- There's such a thing?! - I'm surprised! - Today... - Yeah. - It's that... nurse! - Oh!
- Nurse! - Oh, that's right! - It's a nurse! - Really? - I thought it was a maid.
- It's a maid. - It's a maid. - It's a maid. - It's a maid. - It's a maid. - It's a maid.
- I thought you guys were being nice to me. - I see! - That's nice of you.
- Uh... R-one, do your best! - Do your best! - It's not like that! - Oh, it's not like that?
- I think you can make it to the first round if you can keep up with me! - That's true! - Everyone, thank you in advance!
- You're doing it! - Yes, thank you in advance!
- Yes! - Yes! I'm Arai Himeka from Aomori Prefecture!
Today, I'm wearing a rabbit... red scarf? Since we have a lot of staff members here, I'm wearing an Iya-Iya.
- Hey, hey! - Don't say that! - Don't say that! - I'll do my best!
Then, in Aomori dialect, I'd like to convey my love to you all!
"Suki da ja!" (I love you!) Thank you very much!
- Yes, thank you very much! - She's saying it in English! - Right? - Yes.
- There were some stories I didn't want to hear in the first half of the show. - There were. - Yes.
- Then, who else is wearing an Iya-Iya? - Can you give me one?
- Even if you don't like it, can you give me one? - No, but it's amazing. There are so many kinds of Iya-Iya.
- You can't just wear them normally. - That's right. Each of them has their own characters and their own style. - Yes.
- Yes, we'll be presenting you with these members, so thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
- Yes, with that said, this show is a show where we can only show you the members of Zero-One being happy and happy. - Yes.
- Each time, we have you challenge yourself in various corners. - Yes.
- The person who does it the most will be MVP or not, but will be called "MVZ". - Yes. - Yes. - That's right. - Yes. - Yes. - We would like you to end the show like that. - Yes. - Yes.
- This is a familiar situation, isn't it? - That's right.
Do you want to be MVP or not?
It's not a scene. It's not a scene.
- MVP is not popular. - Really?
- Among us, you are the only one who wants to do a penalty game. - No way!
- Only you and your staff are excited. - Yes, really.
- You stand out the most in this idol warring era. - That's right.
You have to do your best, so you can stand out at the end.
- No. - Then, please.
- Please. - No, wait a minute, Angela.
- You have changed since you appeared in "Ground Wave". - Yes, you have changed.
- Have you forgotten it? - You have been like this from the beginning.
- You have been like this. - But you don't have perfect hair.
It's not perfect. It's not an order bag.
- Please don't do that. - That's right.
- But you will do it. - Yes.
- Please do your best and participate in the corner. - Yes.
I was surprised. I thought you came up with something for the corner.
- It was a mistake. - It was a mistake. - It was a mistake.
- Please drink it, everyone. - Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Then, let's move on to the first corner. - Yes.
- We will decide who will shave their beards. - Yes!
- Now, we will have you shave your beards. - Yes.
- Of course, you will not just shave your beards. - Yes.
You will have to give us an interesting answer for your regular beards.
- But you will shave your beards. - Yes, yes.
- You will give us a cute answer that will make you smile. - I see.
- We will shave your beards. - Ah, I see.
- We will shave your beards. - Yes.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Yes.
- Then, we have several topics. - Yes.
- Shall we start? - Yes.
- Are you good at making people smile? - I'm good at it!
- She said she is not good at it. - I'm not good at it! - I'm not good at it!
- I'm getting smiled every day when I walk around. - She bit you!
- She didn't get used to it and she bite you! - What should we do?
- Should we shave our beards right now? - Yes, but...
- We do not have a clip. - Oh, that's right!
- We will shave our beards right now. - We will shave our beards right now.
- Let's shave our beards right now. - Let's shave our beards right now.
- Then, the first topic is... - Yes.
- Yes!
- "If you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you." Please change this "if you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you" part and make us focus.
- It's difficult! - Why is it difficult? - "If you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you."
- The trick is the trick. - I see. "If you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you."
- This is serious. - It's something you're good at.
- Even if you can't change it, you can do it anyway.
- You don't have to change it. - I see.
- Wait a minute, it's really difficult! - It's difficult!
- It's easy! - If you can do it with ease, you can do it!
- You can do it, right? - I'm excited! - How is it? - Let's start with the person who did it.
- It's not "if you don't give me sweets," it's "if you don't do something." - That's right!
- Can I do it? - Let's do it!
- Go ahead! - Let's do it! "If you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you."
- Please change "sweets" and "play a prank" and focus! - Okay!
- "Even if you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you!" - I see!
- I want to be pranked! - You're just someone who plays pranks! - That's right!
- This is amazing! - Someone who wants to be pranked!
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! - I'm definitely going to be pranked!
- The hands of old men suddenly appeared on YouTube! The hands of old men who want to be pranked!
- I'll look back on it later! Thank you! - He said "oi" in a small voice.
- It was cute! - "P-prank me, oi!"
- That's great! The first one was really good! - That's right!
- Is there anyone else who can do it?
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Scary! - Scary!
- That's amazing! - Scary!
- Is it "kyun"? - "Kyun"...
- It might be "gyon"! - "Gyon"!
- Even if you wear an overcoat, it doesn't mean you'll be separated. It means you'll be confined.
- That's right. It means you'll look weak. - Scary!
- Is there anyone who wants to be confined? - Stop it! Stop it!
- Is there anyone? - Next time, be careful.
- There are quite a few people who want to be confined. - Is that so?
- Is there anyone else? - Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- If you don't give me sweets, I'll be mischievous. Please switch between sweets and mischievousness and make me "kyun"!
- If you look at me from below, I'll punch you!
- Thank you very much! - I don't like it!
- This is probably the first answer, right? - That's right!
- The first two were too big! But it's wonderful! - It's wonderful!
- That's what I wanted to hear! - Thank you!
- I didn't want to hear about being confined! - That's right!
- I hope it's the second half! - It's a good flow!
- Is there anyone else? - Let's do it!
- If you don't give me sweets, I'll be mischievous. Please switch between sweets and mischievousness and make me "kyun"!
- If you don't look at me from below, I'll punch you!
- It's a challenge, right? - It's not difficult. How do you do it?
- It's not difficult at all. I'll kick you out of the graveyard.
- Out of this place? - Out of this place. I'm surprised!
- I just said "kick you out of the graveyard". Why did you say "dying" at first?
- If you don't look at me from below, I don't think you deserve to be here.
- That's amazing. - Please go over there.
- Surprisingly, everyone is scary. There are more "s" than "s".
- That's fine. - Let's go.
- If you don't give me sweets, I'll be mischievous. Please switch between sweets and mischievousness and make me "kyun"!
- If you don't eat all of the food I make, I'll make you feel pain!
- Scary, scary. What is it? - Thank you very much.
- What is it? - What will you do? - What will you do?
- It's painful, isn't it? - I'll leave it up to your imagination.
- Ah, I see. - I wonder if you're a psychic.
- Are you good at cooking? - That's right.
- If you're good at cooking, you can eat a lot of food, can't you? - But I make a lot of food, so...
- Please make it together. - One serving? - Please make it one serving.
- Su-chan is amazing. She's really good at cooking. - Yay!
- She always posts pictures of delicious food. - Ah, you didn't eat it.
- I thought you ate a lot of food, but you didn't eat it.
- If you say you're good at cooking, I wonder what it is, but you only look at pictures.
- I'm looking at pictures of delicious food. - You're kind. - Thank you.
- Shall we move on? - Yes. - Let's go! - Let's go. - Yes.
- If you don't give me sweets, I'll do mischief. Please change the part of "sweets" and "mischief" and let me kiss you. - Wait a minute, Takeo-san.
- "Where should I look?" - You're lost on stage. - No, straight ahead. - Ah, straight ahead. - Ah, sorry. - Yes, are you okay? - Can you do it? - Yes.
- If you don't give me sweets, I'll do mischief. Please change the part of "sweets" and "mischief" and let me kiss you.
- If you don't give me your last name, I'll beat you up.
- That's cute! - That's amazing! - It's a proposal! - It's a proposal! - It's a proposal! - That's amazing! - That's cute! - It's a reverse proposal for Halloween! - That's cool! - And I'm in it too! - That's right! - That's amazing! - I want to see it. - No way... - I'm so nervous, but it's like a proposal story. - That's amazing! - It's a reversal. - That's right! It's getting better and better!
- So we can do it once more? - It's kissing. kissing. kissing.
- Angela-san, you definitely need to answer. - I can't do it once, right? - You do it once, maybe you can!
- Right, right! - This is "kissing", right? - Kissing, kissing, kissing. - She's good at kissing the most.
- I'll go. - All right, then. - Please change the part of "sweets" and "mischief" and let me kiss you!
- If you don't give me your money, I'll beat you up!
I'm not saying you should go for a robbery.
That's a big cut.
That's a new kind of papakatsu.
If you don't like me robbing you, give me money.
That's a robbery.
I'll give you a hug.
I wonder if you'll hug me.
I'll hug you.
That's pretty hard.
Let's go for the next topic.
This one?
Anything is fine.
Let's go.
Here's the next one!
Can you say "kamehameha" in a cute way?
That's fast!
Let's go. Can you say "kamehameha" in a cute way?
Is that a skill?
That's fine!
Is it a new skill?
It's fine.
Thank you.
That's fine.
Let's go.
I think I can do it.
That's fine.
Can you say "kamehameha" in a cute way?
That's the same!
That's not fair!
That's what young comedians do.
That's weird.
That's not good at all.
Is it bad if the police kidnap you?
They've been kidnapping you for a while now.
The police will be angry.
Are you on the police's side?
Let's go.
Can you say "kamehameha" in a cute way?
That's fine.
If you do that again, you'll get caught.
Please prepare your handcuffs.
You'll get caught with your handcuffs.
The staff will confiscate the keys.
You can't take them.
Even if you put them in your pocket, you can't take them.
Let's not do that.
Let's go.
Can you say "kamehameha" in a cute way?
That's fine.
That's fine! That's fine! That's how it is!
That's it!
That's right! That's what we wanted to see!
What do you mean "angela mayha"?!
What are you talking about?!
There's no such thing as "hasemoeha"!
It's "haha" against all of them!
You said something good.
Let's go!
Please say "kamehameha" in a cute way.
Here I go!
Kamehameha...
Huh?
That's a good pinpoint.
Um...
What should I say to my wife?
Are you sick of it?
I think...
Well...
When you said "kamehameha" in my ear...
Yes?
I think it was better than "goku".
You did it!
It was better than "goku"!
You did it!
Wow...
I didn't know there was such a "kamehameha"!
Well...
I think...
I think you would have died in one blow.
If it was like that...
That's amazing!
There's a way of doing it!
I see!
Please let me do it in your ear later.
I'll make a "kamehameha" line.
Oh, I see!
Everyone!
There's no such thing as "kamehameha"!
Everyone!
Please give me "kamehameha"!
There's no such thing as "kamehameha"!
Everyone!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Please say "kamehameha" in a cute way.
I'll wait for you!
Come to my live performance!
Wait a minute.
It's cute at first glance, but it's a simple announcement.
You just made an announcement.
Wait a minute. It's "kamehameha", isn't it?
Come to my live performance!
You really wanted me to come to your live performance, didn't you?
Yes, I really wanted you to come.
If you come to my live performance, I'll let you kiss me.
I'm happy about that.
That's great. It's hard for you, isn't it?
Let's go!
We have no choice but to go.
Let's go.
Please let me kiss you in "kamehameha".
Idiot!
Takeda Tetsuya?
I'm serious!
Why?
Idiot!
Why?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I thought you'd say it in your own dialect.
If you say "idiot", I'm afraid you'll kiss me.
That's right.
But I'm glad you said it.
I thought there were a lot of finger-releasing patterns in this movement.
It's floating!
You're a comedian!
I don't know what you're saying!
It's the most floating!
She's a comedian and she's getting married.
It's the most floating!
This is good, right?
It's cute.
I don't want you to release it.
I want you to release it!
Think about it calmly.
When you're being proposed, you can't open the ring by saying "kamehameha", right?
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
Akira-san, think about it calmly.
No, it's floating!
Don't say it all of a sudden!
It's good!
You haven't done it properly at all!
Angel-san, let's go!
Me?
Say "kamehameha" in a cute way!
Did you cheat on me?
Don't "kyun" me! That's a big cut!
I'm just scared!
Let me "kyun" you!
"Kyun" has a lot of meanings!
It's a one-off here!
Do you want me to do it again?
No, it's okay!
Let's change the subject!
We still have time!
Let's do it again!
Let's do it!
Wait! Who said "I'm tired"?
She did!
Who said it?
She did!
What did you do with the mic?
We're doing our best!
You guys only say "kyun" in a cute way, so we're doing our best!
Do your best!
Let us hear your hearts!
We're counting on you!
We'll do our best!
You're number one!
Next subject!
Say "yes" when you get the subject!
Me?
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's do it!
The chair...
Hey!
The chair is too short!
I can't sit properly!
It's not like you're at a bar for the first time!
I've been reacting for a while, but it's spinning!
What should I do?
It can't be helped!
Let's do it!
Say "kyun" when you order McDonald's Drive-Thru!
I see!
We'll order McDonald's Drive-Thru!
What is your order?
Is it for the clerk?
Say "kyun" when you order!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Say "kyun" when you order McDonald's Drive-Thru!
I'll have a cheeseburger with potatoes, orange juice and you!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
One About Life!
Don't you think you are too service?
No, I worked hard, really!
I'm sorry for cursing hard, I might cry today!
I'm sorry! I did my best!
You went too fast!
I did my best!
We were staying for a second more and you did your own reaction!
Really?
Yes! And you know!
I was waiting for you like "whew!"
But you know! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Scary!
That was fast!
That was pretty fast.
You're not excited, are you?
Scary!
That was scary!
One of you...
That was really funny!
One of you was in a dome.
And when you stopped after driving, you didn't know what a "crackshot" meant at all.
I understood!
I forgot about it!
That didn't make sense.
I think the clerk was probably irritated by that!
She's pretty rocked.
Shall we move on?
Okay, next person!
While you're at it...
Let's go!
Please make me focus by ordering a drive-thru at McDonald's!
Um...
A Big Mac, fries, and...
And... cider?
The limited-time offer.
Is it flavor?
Oh...
It's your lipstick flavor.
Mine?!
Let's do it!
What do you think of the men who want to see my role model right now?
They're not here!
They were!
They were all here!
Go in the middle.
You're not the staff, are you?!
What do we do?
Oh, it's a different stage?!
Drive-thru.
Oh, drive-thru!
Drive-thru.
You can go there.
No, you can go here.
Wow!
I'm excited.
It's going to be amazing!
I hope they'll let me drive-thru!
I'm excited!
Here we go.
Please let me drive-thru at McDonald's drive-thru order!
It's realistic.
Wow!
Is it not there yet?
It's not there yet.
Wow!
The details...
It's congested.
It's crowded.
It doesn't look like it's there yet, does it?
It's long.
Where is it?
It's crowded.
It's long!
I've been waiting for it for so long!
It's long!
It's crowded!
I'm sorry!
Oh, wait!
Where?!
All of a sudden!
It started at the main store!
What should I do?!
Huh?
It started at Oogiri.
Oh, thank goodness!
Oh!
Wait a minute!
It started at Soloshot!
The agency is going to be really mad!
You're holding out your hand!
Please don't go!
When it came back to life, Akiyama-san was driving!
It's a good start!
Oh, well...
Thank goodness!
Next!
Who hasn't done it yet?!
Who wants to do it?!
Let's do it!
Let's do it?
Oh, but we haven't done it yet!
Who hasn't done it yet?!
Me and Katori?
What should I do?
Oh, I know!
Can you do it?!
You can do it!
That's great!
Let's do it!
McDonald's's "Drive-Thru" order!
Please make me focus!
One smile and...
Scary!
Heavy!
I tend to propose.
But your voice is really good. It's coming in smoothly.
It's coming in, but...
It's coming in.
I'm glad.
It's always heavy, isn't it?
I thought it was before singing "Enka".
It's like a McDonald's thermometer.
Smile and...
Please give me your life.
Let's sing it!
Thank you!
Shall we do it?
Yes!
McDonald's's "Drive-Thru" order! Please make me focus!
I'm here to order a "McShake" again.
When will you take me out?
That's it!
That's what I wanted to hear!
Awesome!
That's what I wanted to hear!
Awesome!
I don't want to hear you say "Hey!" to the audience!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
This is how you say it!
I see.
This is exciting!
I've learned a lot.
Wonderful!
The point is "McShake".
Yes, okay!
Die!
And with that...
We have decided on a zero-one deadline.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next segment!
Let's find the zero-one sweets!
Sweets?
Yes!
Sweets?
Sweets!
Since it's Halloween, we've prepared some sweets.
Wow!
I'm happy!
Wow!
We have some sweets here.
I want to eat it!
It's a family pack!
We've prepared some for each person.
But...
There is one special sweet.
What is it?
Show us!
It's huge!
It's apple candy!
Wow!
It's huge! It's really big!
Who said "money"? Angela, right?
What's with that evil watchman?!
You don't have to cosplay like that!
I don't need it!
Now we're going to hide one of these and some other snacks somewhere in this venue.
Can we hide it in a place where we can see it?
Yes, you can hide it in a place where you can see it.
A place you can see it?
You can't hide it in a place you can't see it in your bag.
You can hide it in a place you can see it.
If you can find it, you can get the snack.
Can we say "cocoa"?
Yes, you can.
We have a time limit, so if you can, you want this apple candy, right?
If you can't find it, you can look for it.
If you can find it, you can choose it.
Only one person can have it.
We can't take two or three?
If you take a small snack, you can't have it.
Okay?
First of all, please lower your eyes.
Don't look down and lower your eyes.
There are only people who cheat like me today.
Don't do it!
Please look down and lower your eyes.
Okay, Akiyama will hide the seven snacks in total.
Please wait for a moment.
Is it big for now?
Yes, yes.
No, you can't.
It will end in a second.
Where will it go?
Can you see me?
Are you closing your eyes properly?
I'm closing them but I can hear if you can see me or not.
Is this how you do a PM?
Where are you?
I can hear you from far away.
Where did he go?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm finally going this way!
I'm covering you up.
When I think about it normally...
That way.
Is it this way?
Is it there?
He's like a dad playing with his students.
He's spreading out.
And the rest of you...
Can you see me?
I can feel the wind.
You can feel the wind?
It's close.
1, 2, 3...
How is it?
Is it like...
If you don't say you found me...
Even if you find me and it's not apple candy...
You can ignore me, right?
Yes, you have to take it in your hands.
In your hands...
Oh, you can't touch me.
Yes, once you take it in your hands...
It's confirmed.
Yes, yes.
Why are you laughing?
Huh?! What?!
Huh?! Wait...
Are you having sex?
Huh?! Are you okay?!
Dad, help me!
I'm having sex in public!
What? What?
I'm having public sex.
Are there two?
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Over there. - Okay.
Just like this is fine?
Okay, one, two, three, four...
- Eh? Done? - I'm opening it now.
- Okay, then please listen with your eyes closed. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, with eyes closed. - If I say go now, you have to look for it within the time limit.
- Yes, yes. - If you reach it, it will be yours.
- Yes, yes. - So, have a seat.
- Is it okay if we finish the stage? - Finish the stage is no good.
- No good. - Yes.
If you find something far away, say "it's over there", then use Akiyama-san.
- Yes! - Yes!
If you can't find it or can't hold it in your hand, you won't get any sweets.
Up!
Please do that as well.
Let's continue.
Ready...
Start!
How is it?
It's like...
Are you okay? Is it touching you?
How is it?
It's on my shoes now.
It's not my hand, right?
It's not your hand, so it's fine.
It's different.
But now...
One, two...
The light is backlit and it's like...
How is it?
You're all looking forward, aren't you?
Where is it?
It's there.
Please, please!
How is it?
But...
Don't try to get a hint!
Wasn't it fluttering over there?
Don't ask the audience!
Don't tell the audience!
We're not asking you!
Please, please!
It's different.
It's not in Akiyama's head. It's fine.
How is it?
I wonder...
Apple candy, right?
Yes, that's it.
I want apple candy.
Where is it?
One of you is trying to steal it.
You can't do that!
The one above you is different!
I thought you were right!
The one above you is different!
It's different...
It's getting hard...
Please give us a hint!
A hint!
The hint is...
Let's say it!
It's in this venue!
I know it!
That's a great hint!
I know it!
I don't know, but...
You're wrong!
Hey!
No way!
No, you're wrong.
What does "cameraman" mean?
Oh my!
It's true!
Correct!
Wow!
Really?
It's true!
It's too amazing!
Time's up! Go!
Four, three, two...
Time's up!
Wait, wait!
Someone's getting closer!
Akatsuki!
I can't see you!
Don't pick up the snacks on the table!
I can see you!
I'm just making sure!
This is an exception!
Line up!
Wow!
Wasn't it just one person?
Who? Wait a minute!
It's obvious!
Wait a minute!
It's just one person!
Don't hide your hands!
Show us!
First of all, this!
Wow!
How did you know?
You found me!
I found you!
But I didn't know what to say for about 30 seconds!
I feel like I'm in a panic, but I don't know if it's too early to say it!
No, no!
I see!
She's being saved!
Akiyama-san!
Yes?
Is there anyone here who took two snacks?
No, no!
Check your belongings in order!
I only have one!
Okay!
Next!
Me too!
Akiyama-san, look!
Hey!
I have it!
One!
Country Mammoth!
You want to eat both flavors, don't you?
That's true!
I want to eat both!
Then it's not two!
That's right!
Then, um...
Can you open your hands like this for me?
Okay, I took two, so you're confiscated!
What?!
Wow, it's tough!
It's tough!
Are you okay with the rest?
Yes!
Yes, chocolate cake is fine!
Okay!
I have one more!
What?!
I can do it one more time!
Second round!
Where? Where? Where?
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Sit down! Sit down!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hey!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
You... You're doing great today!
Sit down! Sit down!
Sit down!
It's still here!
Okay, sit down!
Sit down!
I want a ring!
One more time! One more time!
This is amazing, isn't it?
Yeah, it's amazing!
I want one!
The wings are amazing, aren't they?
They're red, so I definitely want to find one!
Ah! So that's how it is!
I see.
That's true!
Why?
I definitely want one!
Takazuki?
Shirayuki?
Huh?
Um...
Can you go back, please?
Machigo!
No, no, no!
I didn't mean it like that!
You scared me!
I didn't realize it for a second!
Was I wrong?
I said, "Was I wrong?"
Is that okay?
Yes!
Okay, everyone, please close your eyes one more time!
Okay!
I'll hide it for you!
Okay!
I'll give you a ring that's less than the last one!
Let's do that!
Wow!
So...
Hey...
What are you going to do?
Huh?
What are you going to do?
Huh?
Are you going to put it there?
I'm curious.
Ah, I see.
Huh? Where?
Ah, I see!
You're being cynical this time!
Ah...
Yeah...
You're going to put it there, right?
I see!
Wow! It's so wide!
Wait a minute!
Hey, don't camouflage!
Wow!
Is it here?
No, it's over there!
On the left!
His face!!
On the right!!
Oh my god!
One of them!
Wow! It's noisy!
It's very noisy!
It's very loud!
Awesome!
Okay!
Then the rest!
Other...
Oh, is it over?
And the rest of...
Ah, the rest of...
I want to eat country marmalade.
I want to eat bamboo shoots.
Ah, bamboo shoots...
I found one.
Bamboo shoots!
Huh? Who said bamboo shoots?
Who?
Nobody said it.
Now...
Shall we go?
Are you ready?
There's a lot of them.
But there's more than two.
The rules are the same as before, so do your best.
Ready, start!
Open your eyes!
How is it?
There are a lot of sweets!
How is it?
This looks delicious!
That's right.
Can I hit you with my hand?
No!
This is not good!
Forgive me, Nyan.
Unlike those who are doing such a variety show,
there is one person who is serious about it.
Wait, I'm a genius.
You shut up!
But it's okay, I'll give it up to someone.
I found it.
What is it, Rin-san? Special ability?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Now, time is ticking.
Don't ask me!
Where is it?
No one is telling me!
It's not funny if you don't tell me!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing how cosplayers line up in front of you.
That's great.
My eyesight is bad, so I don't know.
It's not there.
How is it?
Can you open your eyes?
Thank you, sister!
Do you really know it?
Of course I know it!
That's amazing.
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
0!
This one!
Now, what did you do?
Did you find it?
That's not a spare, is it?
That's possible.
It looks like a spare, but is it real?
It's real!
That's amazing!
Yes, in that gap.
Wow! I didn't know at the time!
I'm surprised!
I'm happy!
I'm glad you found someone serious!
Did you all get your snacks?
We did!
There were people who wanted to eat country mom so much!
I didn't get anything!
We're partners now...
What?!
We're not partners anymore...
We wanted to eat country mom so much!
We put it in such an easy-to-understand place!
So, country mom is missing...
Is it from the person who got it earlier?
You're right!
It's a match!
I was wondering which one it was, but it's already over!
Yokoto-san, you didn't get anything today?
I didn't get anything in the beginning!
I see!
I'll share it with you...
Thank you!
Well, you can do it after it's over!
But you found it!
It's amazing!
At first, I looked up...
But you couldn't reach it!
And then...
I'm so happy!
That's great!
But I'm glad you noticed it!
That's great!
You're fast!
I got it!
You're fast!
I didn't know it at all!
But...
Can you do it again for the ending?
Can you stand up again?
Can you do it?
Is it easier for you to do it while you're holding sweets?
Oh, for the ending?
For the ending?
You're my junior!
Can we sit down?
Let's sit down!
That's amazing!
Didn't you know about it?
Didn't you tell us about it?
You just said "kamehameha" or something...
Why did I say "ringoameha" instead of "kamehameha" in front of everyone?
What's wrong with you?
Everyone's watching!
I see...
That's amazing!
I didn't know you could find it like that!
It's my first "ringoameha" in my life!
I've never eaten it before!
I was wondering if we could get more of it, so I hid it from you!
Unfortunately...
You found it beautifully, though...
Let's move on to the ending!
It's about time for us to say goodbye, but...
Let's start with an announcement!
Should we go in order?
Yes.
Then let's go in order of self-introduction.
Yes.
Yes, that's me.
Yes.
On November 12th...
Should I stand up?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
Yes.
On November 12th, I will be DJing at OKTAGON in Roppongi!
Yay!
Um...
Yay!
There will be a limited number of influencers, artists, and DJs at events only for women.
And...
Sherbet's Aomin-san.
01's Aomin-san will also be DJing on that day.
If you'd like...
It's about evening.
It's night from evening, but please come and have fun!
And...
"Good Meat Day"!
On November 29th, my first photo book will be released!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
That's wonderful!
Wow!
I've done something you wouldn't think of as my first, so if you'd like, please check it out!
And!
That event will be held on December 2nd...
2nd!
...in Tonai Boushu and will be there from 4pm.
If you'd like, please check it out!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Do you also DJ?
I do!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I'm doing my best.
Yes.
This...
Right?
That's right!
I don't do it like this...
Oh, you don't?
Yeah!
But it's cool!
Wow!
You're doing something really good!
No, no!
It's not my own image!
It's like...
I'm doing it like this...
Yeah!
I'm doing it like this with my ears...
I was wondering if you were doing it like that...
Yeah!
Sometimes, when I'm adjusting the sound...
I do it with my ears like "shunshun"...
Wow!
You're doing it for real, right?
That's right!
Wow!
If you're interested, please check it out!
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Yes, next!
Can you introduce yourself?
Me? Yes!
Thief Mahjong!
What was it? Pa...
Pa... Pawan!
Pawan!
Um, I'm Kawase Moe!
Um...
Tomorrow's release, Weekly Playboy's 57th anniversary...
57 popular songs will be released!
Please check it out!
Yes!
57th anniversary!
Is that okay?
Yes!
No, it's not like...
I'm just checking!
Hey!
No, no, no!
She's fighting!
No, no, no!
I'm just checking!
Thank you!
Is there anything else?
Um...
My birthday is December!
Then say it!
Say it! Say it!
You should say it!
But it's still early...
It's still early, so...
I thought it might be...
No, say it!
Your birthday is December!
What day is December?
17th!
2nd!
3rd!
Say it! Say it!
Manager-san?
He's a manager!
Manager-san's sitting down!
Manager-san's sitting down?!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Okay!
I, Kato Yui, will...
On November 3rd...
At Takada no Baba...
Club Phase...
In a live house...
I will be doing a solo live!
Um...
Ah!
I'm practicing hard for this day, so I'd like you to come if you like.
Should I sing a rojo live?
What's wrong with you now?
I sang it all.
Tomorrow?
Oh, thank you.
Manager?
Again?
Are you all sitting in your seats?
Was it like that?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow, from 19 o'clock, we will have a road show in Kawasaki.
If you like, please come. Thank you.
That's amazing.
On the road in Kawasaki?
Yes, on the road in Kawasaki.
At Club Chittan?
Where is it?
Are you kidding me?
Kawasaki?
Kawasaki's road show is not at Chittan?
It's not in front of the stairs?
Is it really at a station?
The location is...
It's in front of the station.
It's at Higashiguchi.
Higashiguchi.
If you didn't say that, we would be doing a road show somewhere in Kawasaki.
I'm sorry. It's around Higashiguchi at Kawasaki Station.
I see.
Thank you.
That's amazing. They will have a road show.
Yes.
Next.
I can't announce the program yet due to adult reasons.
It can't be helped.
I will announce it around social media.
On Twitter and Instagram, you will know the information as soon as possible.
Recently, I started YouTube and play games.
I will drink and eat and answer questions.
I think I will be lucky.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
You don't have to check with your manager.
I can do it all by myself.
That's amazing.
Let's continue.
I'm Marpy. Thank you for today.
I also...
I'm sorry.
I can't do it...
What?
Your ears are weird.
Thank you.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Okay, first one...
No, no, no!
Don't play along!
This feels like a jingle.
Like an old times song.
We had a jingle in the beginning.
On November 1st, "ETHEREAL" photo book includes all photos taken by techEREA.
To celebrate that date, November 4th will be our first high touch event at Chevy and HMV.
And we're giving out a reservation until the 22nd.
Until the 22nd!
That's right! If you book a photo book for free from the website, you can get autographs and high fives.
It's a great event, so if you haven't booked it yet, I hope you do!
Who are you doing it for?
I'm doing it for Kato Yui!
And in commemoration of that, we're going to have the cover of "YOUNG MAGAZINE" released on October 30th tomorrow on sale!
Thank you so much!
And just like Kato Yui's event, there will be an online autograph session on the same day, so even if you're not very good at signing, you'll be able to watch the stream later.
And there's also a birthday party on the 12th, and there's a lot going on this month, so I'd be happy if you could follow us on social media and check it out!
Thank you so much!
Wow!
That's a lot of people!
There's a lot of people getting together for a birthday party on November 12th!
There's a lot of people!
There's a lot of people in Shinkanen, too.
It's a lot of people.
It's a lot of work for ED.
It is!
It's a lot of money flying in.
I'm sorry, but please come!
There's a lot of people, but please come!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Let's move on!
Thank you so much for today!
I'm Sumire Yoko!
We're giving out magazine covers, so make sure you get all of them, and...
- And... - It's decided!
- It's decided!
- Everyone... - No, no, me too!
I don't think we'll have enough people at the convenience store. Everyone, please go to the bookstore!
And on December 3rd, we'll have a birthday party!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Birthday party! - Isn't December too many?
- It's December! - It's December!
- That's a lot! - And November!
- November! - That's amazing!
- Wow! - That's a lot!
At the birthday party, we'll be doing a live performance of idol songs,
- so I hope everyone who likes idols will come and have fun! - That sounds fun!
Make sure you come! Please!
- Yes, thank you! - Yes, thank you!
- Wow, it's this big! - Yeah, it's tough!
Can you say, for example, "what song should we sing"?
- "Beauty... Beauty Bear"? - "Beauty Bear"?
- What's that? - "Beauty Bear"?
- Isn't it idol plays? - No, no, no...
- "Beauty Bear" is... - The idol genres are different!
- They're different?! - And the generations are different too!
"Crash Gals"?
- What? - I don't know!
- What do you do when you're troubled? - I don't know!
Can you say, for example, "what song should we sing"?
- Um... Aya Matsuura! - Oh!
That's nice!
And also, I've been practicing idol songs that have been trending on TikTok lately,
- and I'd like to perform them! - That sounds fun!
- Yeah, I'm looking forward to it! - Wow, Aya Matsuura is such a generation,
- so I'm curious about what she'll sing! - Well, for us...
- I'm looking forward to it until the day! - Yes!
- Yes, I understand!
Okay, let's move on!
Yes! Um... I'm Allen Himeka!
Um... This month, until the 31st,
my photo book, "ARAYA", which I shot in Thailand,
is being pre-ordered until the 31st!
Also, um... From February 6th to March 3rd next year,
I'll be performing in a play called "MEIJI ZA - CATS' EYE"!
The supporting roles are...
- Um... Fujiwara Norika-san, Takashima Reiko-san, Gorike Ayame-san... - That's amazing!
Um... I'm sure many of you are younger than me,
so I'd love for you to come and see me, but I'd be happy if you did!
Um... To pre-order your tickets,
starting November? December, so I'll keep you posted on social media! Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- This is really amazing, isn't it? - Right?
- Okay, then, Akiyama-san. - Yes?
- Please announce today's MVZ. - That's right.
Um... Well, we've been told that it's like a penalty game, but being able to end it is a great thing, right?
- Of course! - It's an honor.
- Of course, everyone, it's an honor, so I hope you'll support and be happy about it. - Yes.
- I'll announce today's MVZ! - Yes.
- It's Angela May! - Whoa!
- Oh my!
- Angela! - Angela!
- No, wait, you know... - I'm begging you!
- I definitely thought it was you. - I thought so too!
- I think so too. - Thank you.
- No, um... - Why is that?
- Because you didn't do anything.
- I did! I was doing my best! - You were showing off!
- No, Angela, you didn't do anything, so I wanted you to stand out at the end. - I really tried my best, but...
- Don't say it too loudly! You were just scaring people!
- That's weird...
- Okay, everyone, please line up in front! - Okay!
- Okay, MVZ members, Angela May... - Yes!
- Could you say a few words at the end of the show? - I don't like it when you're in the middle of everything...
- I don't like it... - It's unfair, isn't it?
- You're always saying "gaya" and not taking responsibility for it... - Well, well, well...
- You have to do it right here! - I did it properly, though...
- Well, well... - It's a shame...
- It can't be helped... - Well, I'll do it properly.
- Okay, understood! - Okay, with that...
- I think it's the first time we're doing a live ZERO-ONE TV for Halloween...
- I think it's the first time we're doing a cosplay costume for Halloween...
- It was a lot of fun. - Yes!
- Good job!
- You're so serious. - You're so energetic!
- It's like a New Year's Eve after all the events are over!
- There are no customers anymore!
- A celebration! A celebration!
- If you write to me on social media, for example, it could be Christmas or Valentine's Day...
- Depending on the event, I think we can do more events related to it!
- Please spread it out!
- Well, we had a lot of fun today! Thank you very much!
- Thank you!